19 Thoughts Every Girl Has At Boxing Class

1. I am CRUSHING this warmup.

2. I am a MACHINE.

3. Where am I even sweating from?

4. Is my hair sweating?

5. Oh crap how do I open my water bottle with gloves on?

6. I hate sparring.

7. PLEASE DON’T KNOCK OUT A TOOTH.

8. This five minute circuit feels like a million years.

9. I am going to die here.

10. RIP ME.

“She died doing what she loved. Well priced exercise on a Thursday night.”

11. OH WOW ENDORPHINS HERE WE GO.

12. If I saw a baddie now I would demolish them.

13. As long I could attack them with a combo that we had previously done in class.

14. And as long as my coach was nearby.

15. At last, gloves off.

16. Oh no! I forgot about mat work.

17. Finally, it’s over. I feel so great! I bet I look so healthy!

18. I look like a monster.

19. PASTA PLEASE.