FACT: Kale is actually delicious.posted on Oct. 8, 2014, at 3:17 p.m.
The 3 p.m. slump is a thing of the past.
You just make better choices about what you’re eating in the first place.
Which is always welcome!
It feels so good to be hydrated! Also, it’s free.
Zucchini “noodles” may come with dubious scare quotes, but they’re actually quite delicious.
Chopping garlic is WAY more relaxing than hitting the McDonald’s drive-thru.
Empty carbs just never really *satisfy* you, you know?
They’re filling AND portable, and you can dump pretty much anything in the blender.
The power of clean eating can really give your whole body a tune-up. Hooray!
Avoiding takeout, bringing your own food to the movies, and skipping Starbucks can really add up.
Fancy knives? An avocado slicer? A Vitamix?? Yes, you earned it.
Plus, you’re always eating tasty produce instead of months-old frozen shriveled raspberries.
You realized refined flour —or something else — made you feel foggy, and you’ve been so much more on top of things ever since you 86ed it.
You’ll spend your calories in funner ways, thank you.
Keeping your body movin’ makes all the difference.
But seriously, kale is life-changing.
I see you, Wheat Thins, and I will not respond to you.
Whatever. Let them have fun with their Doritos.
And it doesn’t slow you down like a huge bowl of ice cream does.